A witch costume is a classic retro look for Halloween. These jokes may have been around just as long, but the grandchildren will still get a laugh out of them. Prepare for Halloween fun by picking your favorites from this collection of Halloween jokes for kids.
Riddle Me This!
- Why do witches wear name tags?
- What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
- What is a little witch's favorite subject in school?
- Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
- What did the witch serve her friends who dropped in at dinner time?
- What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
- How do you make a witch itch?
- How does a witch tell time?
- Why is a witch's face like a million dollars?
- What do witches use on their hair?
- So they will know which witch is which.
- Because there was no future in it.
- Pot luck.
- One makes spells and the other spells "makes."
- Take away the "w."
- She looks at her witch-watch.
- It's green and wrinkly.
- Scare spray.