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Witch Jokes for Kids

These Riddles Are Pun and Games


Retro Witch Costume

Witch costumes and witch jokes are classics.

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A witch costume is a classic retro look for Halloween. These jokes may have been around just as long, but the grandchildren will still get a laugh out of them. Prepare for Halloween fun by picking your favorites from this collection of Halloween jokes for kids.

Riddle Me This!

  1. Why do witches wear name tags?
  2. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
  3. What is a little witch's favorite subject in school?
  4. Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
  5. What did the witch serve her friends who dropped in at dinner time?
  6. What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
  7. How do you make a witch itch?
  8. How does a witch tell time?
  9. Why is a witch's face like a million dollars?
  10. What do witches use on their hair?

The Answers

  1. So they will know which witch is which.
  2. Broom-mates.
  3. Spelling.
  4. Because there was no future in it.
  5. Pot luck.
  6. One makes spells and the other spells "makes."
  7. Take away the "w."
  8. She looks at her witch-watch.
  9. It's green and wrinkly.
  10. Scare spray.

Need more Halloween jokes? Check out these skeleton jokes, vampire jokes, pirate jokes and ghost jokes. Then try out these animal riddles and food jokes for kids.

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