No bones about it! You and your grandchildren will love these skeleton jokes, at Halloween or any time. Need more laughs? Check out the full collection of Halloween-themed jokes.
Riddle Me This!
- What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
- Where do teenage skeletons go to class?
- Why don't skeletons like to go to parties?
- Why do skeletons hate the winter?
- Why wouldn't the skeleton go sky diving?
- How do you make a skeleton laugh?
- What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
- What room can a skeleton not go into?
- What do you call a skeleton who doesn't like to get up in the morning?
- Why are skeletons always so calm?
The Answers
- Bon appetit!
- High skull.
- They have no body to dance with.
- The wind goes right through them.
- He didn't have the guts for it.
- Tickle his funny bone.
- The trom-bone.
- The living room.
- Lazy bones.
- Because nothing gets under their skin.
Want more Halloween jokes? Check out these witch jokes, vampire jokes, pirate jokes and ghost jokes. You'll also get a chuckle out of these animal riddles and food jokes for kids.
