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Skeleton Jokes for Kids

Add These to Your Stash of Halloween Jokes

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No bones about it! You and your grandchildren will love these skeleton jokes, at Halloween or any time. Need more laughs? Check out the full collection of Halloween-themed jokes.

Riddle Me This!

  1. What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
  2. Where do teenage skeletons go to class?
  3. Why don't skeletons like to go to parties?
  4. Why do skeletons hate the winter?
  5. Why wouldn't the skeleton go sky diving?
  6. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
  7. What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
  8. What room can a skeleton not go into?
  9. What do you call a skeleton who doesn't like to get up in the morning?
  10. Why are skeletons always so calm?

The Answers

  1. Bon appetit!
  2. High skull.
  3. They have no body to dance with.
  4. The wind goes right through them.
  5. He didn't have the guts for it.
  6. Tickle his funny bone.
  7. The trom-bone.
  8. The living room.
  9. Lazy bones.
  10. Because nothing gets under their skin.

Want more Halloween jokes? Check out these witch jokes, vampire jokes, pirate jokes and ghost jokes. You'll also get a chuckle out of these animal riddles and food jokes for kids.

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