Kids love jokes and pirates, so pirate jokes are sure to be a hit. Of course, there are a million jokes based on ARRRRRR, and older grandkids will have fun making up their own, especially those based on favorites. What's a pirate's favorite fast-food restaurant? ARRRRRRby's! Favorite class? ARRRRRRt! Favorite food? BARRRRRRbeque! The possibilities are infinite.
Read on for more pirate jokes and riddles for kids, or check out this collection of jokes with a Halloween theme.
Riddle Me This!
- Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
- Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
- Why did the pirate buy his earring at the dollar store?
- Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
- Why couldn't the kids go to the pirate movie?
- What do you call a pirate who skips class?
- What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
- Why do pirates like Apple?
- Why don't pirates get hungry when shipwrecked on an island?
- Why are pirates pirates?
- Because they get stuck at "c."
- So if shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore.
- He only wanted to pay a buck an ear.
- Because he was standing on the deck.
- Because it was rated ARRRRRR.
- Captain Hooky.
- A rookie.
- Because they invented the Aye Pod.
- Because of all the sand which is there.
- Because they ARRRRRR!