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Ghost Jokes for Kids

These Halloween-Themed Jokes are a Scream


Retro Ghost Costume

A ghost costume is a classic. So are these ghost jokes.

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It's downright spooky how many good ghost jokes there are. If Halloween is coming up, or if you're just looking for some new jokes for the grandkids, try these. You'll be sure to scare up a laugh. Or take a look at our full collection of Halloween jokes.

Riddle Me This!

  1. What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
  2. What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
  3. What game do little ghosts like?
  4. Why do ghosts hate rain?
  5. Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
  6. Why wouldn't the ghost eat liver?
  7. What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
  8. Do ghosts have fun at parties?
  9. What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
  10. How do you know when a ghost is sad?

The Answers

  1. A boo-boo.
  2. Puts on his sheet belt.
  3. Hide and shriek.
  4. Because it dampens their spirits.
  5. You can see right through them.
  6. He didn't have the stomach for it.
  7. I-scream.
  8. Yes, they have a wail of a time.
  9. Boo berries.
  10. He goes boo hoo.

For more Halloween jokes, check out these: witch jokes, vampire jokes, pirate jokes and skeleton jokes. You'll also get a chuckle out of these animal riddles and food jokes for kids.

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